Dirty Thoughts - Checking the Temp

“Excuse me is this thing on?” *Sound checking the imaginary mic*

As it is Finals Season (yes blah blah blah I’m in grad school...we know we know) so “Dirty’s Thoughts” are field with research on social media's impact on creative fields (Yes how fitting lol) and combinations of profanity induced insomnia and fact-checking (Ha!Ha! Yes, Also very fitting). So instead of giving you a long spiel about what's really been on my mind this month, I am just going to check the temperature and see who really is paying attention (Oh, of course, this is more “research”... makes such a sassy side eye*):

First things first…

When is the last time you went to the movies?

“When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.”

“What did you imagine?”

“The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.” ....Listen, Linda! Haha

When is the last time you laughed?

I am a journalist. Michelle Wolf is funny.

These are FACTS. “Das it!”

(Lol are you warm yet?)

When is the last time you turned the music all the way up?

If we could just play ‘1985 - Intro to “The Fall Off”’ on a loudspeaker around the world that would be great or let's just all make it our alarm clock! WAKE THE F*CK UP!

When is the last time you said “YES”?

They asked me if I could sell my dream to a room full of people in 10 minutes and make them buy...I said “YES!” And I did!

Ya’ girl is now being honored as CEO Student Entrepreneur of the Year! (Presenting me May 1st, 2018)

So are you hot now? Do you have any clue what I’m really even saying?

The things you do and what you know defines your spot in the culture. Go and get it!